IT HAD TO COME OUT

"Fucking bullshit."

(on phone) "Yes, this is 1325.  I need...five bottles of water.  Some of that extra-strength Excedrin.  The migraine kind if you have it.  And can you send us some toast?  Several orders.  At least ten slices if that's OK.  With butter right on there.  Yes.  Thanks very much." (hangs up)

"Cocksucking shit."

"Now Bill, take it easy."

"Look at me."

"Yes?"

"You ever think it would come to this?"

"What Bill?"

"Jesus!"

"What?  Fucking WHAT Bill?  What the fuck are you talking about?"

"I was the fucking President of the United States."

"Yes, I remember something like that."

"Sarcastic cunt."

"Listen Bill if you're going to be crass you can fuck yourself, this is Chelsea's day."

"I was fucking President - you're the goddamn Secretary of State!"

"Don't remind me."

"And not I gotta go out there..."

"Now Bill..."

"...I gotta go out there and walk my baby down the aisle..."

"...don't..."

"...so she can go and marry some kike from Jew Town?"

"Which Jew Town are you referring to Bill, the one that gave you 15 million in '96?"

"Fucking Jew York City.  I was the fucking hayseed no one said could win and I showed them cocksuckers.  And for what?  To go out and eat a gigantic shit sandwich."

"At least it's kosher shit."

"Oh Lord..."

"Oh honey, we knew this day would come.  And she's just a wonderful woman.  She outdid us.  We have every reason to be proud..."

"Who does this fucking kid think he is anyway?  Think he can just waltz into our little family.  Into the circle?  Ah mean, we been through the shit together."

"And we showed 'em didn't we?"

"Goddammit darlin' we sure did show 'em."

"And we aren't done yet, are we?"

"No sir we sure aren't.  Get you back to the White House and this time we'll fuck 'em all."

"Well Bill, let's make sure we don't fuck them ALL this time.  What do you say?"

"I say you're a cunt and you always will be."

"You better fucking believe it."